Soundboard - 12/04/07

Due to circumstances beyond our control there will not be a new "Sexucation" this week. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Sexucation: Sex vs. Sleep

[Note from Brian: Temptress had major technical issues this week and wasn't able to send in her article until now, don't worry everything is fixed and we should finally be running as we should be. Hope you enjoy!!]

Sexucation: Sex vs. Sleep

Greetings, Lady Temptress at your service!

I've recently been hit with a dilemma; Sex vs. Sleep. SEX is well needed but SLEEP is very much needed. So what do you turn down? I recently had no choice but to, yes and I am very disappointed, I actually turned SEX down. I know... I know...it felt like the end of the world to me or well my va-jay-jay felt like it was the end of the world!

For the first time I felt like less of a sex kitten and more like an old woman. With this in mind, we have to think about should there be a schedule for sex? I have to say no, but with working so many hours sometimes a schedule sounds great. It also makes me feel like Stanford Wife! Which I'm so not.

Sleep is needed to keep a cool and refreshed mind and spirit. Lack of sleep can cause your sex drive to slow down and even just flat out eliminate the urge. Dam...I can't let that happen to me! Not to mention that sleep does help with your mood, communication, and dang sleep sounds a lot like sex! So is sleep the new sex?

Do people really have a sex schedule? I asked around and I found that most people don't and that small fraction of people who do. That fraction is older couples with small children (New Age Baby Boomers)! They advised me that with small kids you have no choice. One lady told me, that they could no longer have a closed bedroom door due her children. So she accommodates them and her husband. I then asked if this has caused any conflict with her husband, and I got a HUGE YES! She also added they are sleep deprived.

Their schedule is usually in the middle of the night or while the kids are watching a movie! She stated they are trying to me spontaneous with their sex life, but it¢s a slow process. Once their children are a little older the schedule will be the thing of the past.

So my question to you readers is: Should couples have a schedule for sex? Also when do you stop having sex? You may respond to my questions at ladytemptresstbf@yahoo.com

Lady Temptress: Sexucation

Salutations, Lady Temptress here to serve you,... oh I mean at your service!

All this sex talk might require you to have a towel, lotion (or not) and a locked door! No, I'm, just kidding... or am I?

You will never know with me!

Now lets get started, or as I like to say "Time to get down and dirty"!

Oooh la la la! Sex! Where should I begin? Normally I start at the south pole and work my way up north and I then meet my west with his south pole! If you get my drift, if you don't, well you must have not of given a BJ (blow job)!!!!! (THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER SUBJECT WE WILL SOON GET INTO MORE DETAIL LATER!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm the first of a female to say that I love to give a good blow job! For some women, that is the most gusting thing they can do to a man, but if you love him, and in a serious relationship & you don't want him to have his D**K sucked elsewhere, then you better get started. Or even if you're not in a serious relationship and just want to blow a guys mind a way for your pleasure DO IT!

Don't be afraid! There are so many things you can do to make your sex life better then it has to be. Life it to short to not live out fantasies!. I my self like to pretend I'm someone else, like a porn star! Our be the person I would never really be in real life! Sex is what you make of it!

The number one thing is COMMUNICATION, if you don't talk about your do's and don't's then your sex life will be a normal as peanut butter and jelly! Many people are afraid to tell there loved one, "I don't like when you do this", but no one is never afraid to say "oh I love how you...."! If you are in a relationship, you should be able to talk to that person. I myself, do! I talk to my sex slave all the time about what I don't like or what I do, and even what I would like to try!

If your not in a relationship, this is the time for you to build your knowledge of sex! Be spontaneous, F**K all the time, learn some new things! Don't be afraid to have fun. Some people have one night stands, and when you have that you can be the person you would never be, after all you'll never see that person again. Unless you were really drink and did not realize you signed a waiver to release the video titled, One Night In You! That’s a whole other topic (VIDEOS)!!!

I'm adventures woman. I'm not scared to say that I love SEX! I've done the deed in fun places and not so fun places. Over all my sex adventures have been, well mind blowing!!! I would really like your feed back, or even questions that you may have. You might want me to give you some pointers on how to start to be that sex kitten in bed or tiger! Or if you would like me to give you some tips on the "Perfect Blow Job", then I'm your girl!!! Please e-mail me at ladytemptresstbf@yahoo.com

Please remember that while doing the act of sex, please use protection! That is the number one thing! You could go as far as, you and your partner making a day of STD testing @ your local clinic! Remember you have one life to have sex, so make sure you use protection!

Until next time, have sex, give a BJ, bust out the whipped cream, have a quickie!

Lady Temptress

State of the Factor Address

Bi-Annual State of the Factor Address

Good Day to you all,

I'd like to welcome you all to the bi-annual... (Ha ha ha! 'Bi') State of the Factor Address, Okay first off:

We pissed a lot of people off this past year and we're expecting to piss off a whole lot more. Here is a list of some of the people/organizations that we expect to piss off this year.... (Breathing Deeply)

- White People
- Black People
- Hispanics
- Asians
- Astrologists
- The City of Berkeley, CA
- The NAACP
- The ACLU
- The NRA
- Mimes
- PETA
- Greenpeace
- The National Organization of Women
- The State of Texas
- Doctors
- Lawyers
- The People that put cheese in the crust
- Big Tobacco
- CBS, Fox, ABC, Pretty much all major networks.

and oh yeah some Priests... and their Gods.


Secondly:

As usual where we really made the money this year was in (same as everybody else) Arms Sales!

Yup, who knew Canada had it in them???

Also side note: We're not taking any sides in the upcoming war between Oprah and Rachel Ray. If they want to fight each for the right to claim World Domination, that's their thing. Our job is just to sell them guns. Sorry if that adds some confusion, but I just wanted to clear the air.

Oh, and we're starting a new area this year: Opium

Yup, turns out that people are just nuts about it, they can't stop talking about it, so let's put some focus on that this year.

Thirdly:

After enough time away I've finally got the schedule just how I like it... So with out further ado.. here's how it going to go:

MONDAY: "Marie-dom" (Bi-Weekly)

TUESDAY: "Lady Temptress: Sex-ucation" (Tri-Weekly)

WEDNESDAY: "Brian's Song" (Weekly)

THURSDAY: "T.K.O./Love: [The emotional roller coaster] (Bi-Weekly)

FRIDAY: "The Brian Factor/ Echoes of The Factor" (Alternating Fridays)


...Good thing we didn't make this schedule complicated...

So in closing I just want to say that I know we're doing a great job and I hope that we just keep giving our best each and every time. cause remember: "our goal is to get the people to speak their minds!!"

So that about does it for the address, if you have any questions at all... well... tough shit. you're welcome to free cookies and milk in the conference room and our new lineup kicks off on

MONDAY OCTOBER 8th

Until Next Time,
-B