January 06, 2009

_Soundboard_[01.06.2009]_

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;

And then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
and shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school.

And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.

Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth.

And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lin'd,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part.

The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.

Last scene of all,
that ends this strange eventful history,
is second childishness and mere oblivion;
sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."

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September 15, 2008

[S]_09.15.2008_

I was cleaning out some old files and found this old song I wrote back in early 2008.. This is probably one of the best signs that I needed that break Enjoy!

"First off I'd like to start off with a song if I may:

(Strumming Guitar)

Oh, you say that my people are taking all your jobs,
and us even being here is against the law.
You say you can do better, then I ask you please commit,
try our jobs at $2.50 just to clean up shit....

Chorus:
we all know the wrong words can really really smart,
but we all know they only hurt if we take them to heart.
So the next time someone says something, you turn to them and say,
"Hey Asshole, Fuck off and have a nice day..."
"Hey Asshole, Fuck off and have a nice day...."

Marie is my editor, the best that we all know,
she's so white that in winter snow I'll ask "where did she go?"
even though she's white she'll say words like "YO" and "Sup, Bro"
well, let's face facts, if she were less black, she would be Albino...

we all know the wrong words can really really smart,
but we all know they only hurt if we take them to heart.
So the next time someone says something, you turn to them and say,
"Hey Asshole, Fuck off and have a nice day..."
"Hey Asshole, Fuck off and have a nice day...."

(Van Halen Guitar Solo)

(Followed by guitar smashing and lighting it on fire and finally calling the SJFD to put out my living room)

I think I may have officially lost my mind...."

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September 06, 2008

[S]_09.06.2008_

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August 22, 2008

[S]_08.22.2008_

Vos must vado per Abyssus impetro ut Olympus.

Tebe musit prodělat Peklo až k počít Nebe.

麿 べき 碁 通じて 魔界 達する 天道.

Ты быть должным тщательно разбирать пункт за пунктом Ад к приниматься за что-либо Небо.

moraš pregledati hudiča zadobiti nezaslišano.

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_09.12.08_

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August 14, 2008

[S]_08.14.2008_

Angel, TBF Part Ways...


On August 14, 2008, The Brian Factor and Angel have mutually agreed to part ways. We wish Angel all the best in her future endeavors and we here at The Brian Factor will continue to promote "Angel Kisses" and always leave the door open for her should she choose to return.

Thank You Angel.


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June 16, 2008

_Soundboard_[06.16.2008]_

For the last couple of weeks, new ideas have been popping in my head and even though it's still in the works I though it was time to share something.

So here it is.. a sample of what is playing around in my head... God help us all!


"Le Baiser de l'Esprit"

Ce qui pourrait je dites à vous
Combien pourrait je donnez-vous

Dans ce baiser je vous donnerai tout
Dans ce baiser je le prendrai tout loin

Libérez ce que vous craignez
Croyez ce que vous voulez croire

Ici, maintenant, je vous donne ceci
Un cadeau médian pour vous donner la paix

Entrez maintenant au monde
Laissez lui couler dans vous

Un baiser pour vous donner la vie
Un baiser pour vous donner l'espoir
Un baiser pour vous donner des rêves doux
Un baiser... pour vous donner le repos.

Hope you guys paid attention in French Class! Au Revoir!

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June 04, 2008

_Soundboard_ [06.04.2008]_

No New Name... But A New Project

Sometimes when you start a project, it grows into something that means a lot to you, you become picky about what gets associated with said project. A bad idea could ruin it and you'll often times abandon new ideas because they don't appear to fit whatever parameters you set for yourself. So imagine my surprise when as soon as I let "A Beautiful Tragedy" go and all the parameters that came with it that a whole flood of new ideas sprung up and I'm in a storm. Here's an idea of what's come to pass since the end of A.B.T.


No Name Music/ Writing Projects:

"Alpha"

"Fate Divide"

"Animal Within"

"Chaos Upon Us"

"Solace"

"Radiación De la Sombra"

"Le Baiser de l'Esprit"

"Omega"

Something tells me things will get interesting from here....

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June 02, 2008

_Soundboard_[06.02.2008]_

A.B.T. R.I.P.

I was hoping to avoid this but sometimes you gotta know when the right thing to do is the thing you know sucks more than anything. As of today... A Beautiful Tragedy is dead.

(Hey this sounds like a great title for a song!)

It turns out there's another "A Beautiful Tragedy" out in the world and they got lawyers and cheesy hipster "I'm badass cause no one has heard of me but the minute they do I lose my street cred with the indie crowd..." mentality. Ugh!

I honestly think it sucks that I couldn't make it work as I saw ABT in my head but I realized ABT fit perfectly for what I was doing in the testing and creation phases that have occurred since 05 to now but new ideas, new material and new outlook have made me realized that it doesn't feel like ABT anymore. I feel it as something else, something more....

When I know what it is and what it's called... I'll let those who care know.

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May 25, 2008

_Soundboard_ [05.25.2008]_

I'm getting stronger, I'm getting happier, I'm getting more from the little things around me.
For those who doubt what I have left all I say is this:


There is always something left within me and in time you will see what I have to share....

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May 20, 2008

_Soundboard_[05.20.2008]

Who missed me?

Anyway I'm still sorting things out, but I am making major breakthroughs and I know once I stop seeing that freaky 6ft. rabbit around me 24/7 then I should be writing again.. Though the thumb sucking? That might stay...

Anyway this is not about me, It's about our dear miss Angel. Angel has started her own page devoted to showcasing all of her works (Poetry, Novels, Commentaries, etc.) and naturally we here at TBF gladly show our support by promoting the hell out of it and posting the appropriate links in our "Friends of the Factor" section. So if you love poetry, if you love getting immersed in novels of the heart and soul or if you love TKO then we got the place for you.... http://angelkisses1.blogspot.com/

Until Next Time,
- B

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March 12, 2008

_Soundboard_ [03.12.2008]_

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Initiating Countdown..


"Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum."

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January 14, 2008

Soundboard - 1/14/07

So we're finally up and running, Not long after this Soundboard, Marie should be posting her first "Unhindered" of the new year.

So with the new year we've made some small changes mostly the font and new Headline design, you know.. small shit.

But along with this year I believe in stepping up our game, I believe we should definitely push the envelope a little more, not because we thrive on shock value, but also because sometimes you reach a point where sugar coating becomes pointless. In this new year we will shock you, we will offend you, we may even make you squirm...


Brian Rodriguez

Marie

Angel

Lady Temptress


We are The Brian Factor... And we got work to do.

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January 07, 2008

Soundboard- 01/08/08

We were set for this week but actually I've just been informed that we're having technical difficulties due to the recent storms here in California. We're working night and day to remedy the situation but at the moment it'll looks like we're down this week.


We apologize for any inconvenience and will update you upon any changes.


- The Brian Factor

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Soundboard - 01/06/08

... We're back!

Staring with this Soundboard we are back from vacation and are up and running. Hope you're ready to have some fun.

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December 07, 2007

Soundboard - 12/07/07

"Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
-Dr. Seuss

...Crazy is easy. To be sane? Now that's hard.
-Brian Rodriguez

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December 04, 2007

Soundboard - 12/04/07

Due to circumstances beyond our control there will not be a new "Sexucation" this week. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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November 26, 2007

Soundboard - 11/26/07

"Brian Rodriguez's A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. What I have to say today is not a reflection on anyone specific or on any actions as of late. As you are aware this season has had it fair share of drama and setbacks and pregnancy scares and hostage situations and etc. But I'm here today to tell you all that we're finally on a steady road of professionalism which should be up and around... next year.

Oh let's be honest.. Things haven't been the best they could be. We hyped up the season like no tomorrow and we hired new talent, created a schedule to give everyone something unique and look what's happened: Personal setbacks, emergencies, scheduling conflicts and don't forget the holiday season. The first half of the season always starts off pretty rough but I can honestly tell you that we're gonna more than make up for it after the holidays but just cause we're not on our "A game" doesn't mean that we're going out as a flop at the end of this year.

So the rest of this year is pretty much set: we come back on Dec 3rd to Dec 14th and take another vacation for Christmas break til Jan 7th. By then all the holidays are gone, and we can finally focus on you the reader because we firmly believe in what we write and we want to always give you the best that we can and honestly I can't speak for everybody on my team but me personally I know I haven't been giving you my best and for that I am sorry. So I'll put everything into this upcoming column next week and I know my team will do the same. The Brian Factor you know and love will return, I promise.

So Until Next Week,
-Brian Rodriguez

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November 11, 2007

Soundboard - 11/10/07

Personal emergencies, technical difficulties, professional troubles... Thank God that shit is behind us. So from here on out, we are back to work... for another week.

Hey we got to take time off for Thanksgiving too, you know.

So since we're going to take the last two weeks of November off, I thought I'd tell you all about some upcoming events:

WOMEN'S MUD WRESTLING

CANADA AND THEIR WEED MARKET

THE S&M INDUSTRY

ARMS DEALINGS AROUND THE WORLD

CHEERLEADERS AND THE MOTHERS WHO WILL KILL FOR THEM

THE OIL INDUSTRY

ME LIVE AT THE ADULT VIDEO AWARDS IN LAS VEGAS AND STILL NOT GETTING ANY!!!

A SURPRISE MARRIAGE AND AN EVEN SURPRISING AFFAIR!!!


None of these things will happen after we get back from mini vacation #1

Too bad too, Cause I found some stuff for Marie..(whips, pom poms, etc.).. for research of course. Well on the plus side, now I don't have to shop for her this Christmas.

HA HA..Beat the rush!

Well I got a couple ideas for some great columns and I'm gonna work with the gang on what I'd call a "Mega Column" but more on that later.

So time to prepare for food comas and leftover sandwiches ... MMMMMM LEFT OVER SANDWICHES!!!

Anyway.. we're going out with a bang this week, Monday we have an all new "Marie: Unhindered" then Wednesday, an all new "Brian's Song" and of course finish it off with an all new "Echoes" on Friday.

So Until Monday,
-The B Team

.. I so need to come up with a better team name...

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October 29, 2007

Soundboard - 10/29/07

WE'RE CHANGING NAMES!!!

So after our first week debuts, we did pretty well, so now naturally a couple of changes have to occur.

"Mariedom" is dead.. after more than enough criticism about the name, I've more or less have had it.

Well that and I found out that it almost sounds like "Martyrdom" and I don't feel like sacrificing Marie.

So R.I.P. "Mariedom" and let us welcome "Marie: Unhindered" or "Unhindered" for short.

So to recap: You win, new name, same great taste... still half the fat. Enjoy!

There's another change that's a-coming but I still need to see how it plays out first. Stay Tuned!

-B

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October 25, 2007

Soundboard - 10/25/07

Due to circumstances beyond my control, There will be no new "The Brian Factor" this Friday.

We will post up a "TBF: Rewind" this Friday instead, I apologize for any and all inconvenience.

-Brian Rodriguez

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